Author: Diver, Lucienne

Top Five Perks of the Vamp Life

1. Eternal youth and beauty rocks!

2. Free clothes. Hey, might as well embrace the dark side.

3. Going vamp turns geeks, like my new boyfriend Bobby, into studs.

4. No need to breathe, except when a dramatic sigh or a heaving chest is called for.

5. Superhuman powers, like I can totally spot a hot Versace skirt a mile away—literally!

Top Five Drags of Vamping Out

1. No reflection! Oh well, I'll just have to sire my own entourage to confirm my hotness.

2. An all-liquid diet and no tanning options.

3. This vampy queen Mellisande who's taken an interest in my boyfriend.

4. Pointy-stick phobia.

5. Getting locked up by skanky Mellisande, who's transforming the entire high school into her own personal vampire army. The nerve!